To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...FYI

I received this in an email...

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...
And those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 liter of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
Found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop..

However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service!

∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

As I mentioned before... I took my last exam.

I spoke with my professor

and he calculated what I needed to

score on my final to pass

the course.

...

79

...

It's do-able, Yes

but its gonna be tough.

I am shitting bricks

and maybe the fear will knock

some sense into me.

...

Wouldn't it be easy to rewind time?

I wish I could do it all over

and step up my game.

Well, my game was on

but the exams were hard,

and now that I know what to expect,

I would do better.

Life doesn't work that way

So I will play the hand I have been dealt

...

Keep praying for me & Grams