Tuesday, August 4, 2009

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...FYI

I received this in an email...
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...
And those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 liter of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
Found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop..

We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.


Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service!
As I mentioned before... I took my last exam.
I spoke with my professor
and he calculated what I needed to
score on my final to pass
the course.
It's do-able, Yes
but its gonna be tough.
I am shitting bricks
and maybe the fear will knock
some sense into me.
Wouldn't it be easy to rewind time?
I wish I could do it all over
and step up my game.
Well, my game was on
but the exams were hard,
and now that I know what to expect,
I would do better.
Life doesn't work that way
So I will play the hand I have been dealt
Keep praying for me & Grams


The Nice One said...

Thank you for justifying my nightly indulgence!

Cyn said...

no prob, nice on. lol

honkeie2 said...

Maybe this exsplains why there are so many shit talkers in the gym, they are all filling their water bottles up at the drinking fountain,,,,,wow that makes sense now!